Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ.

They finally made it to the Emerald City
and went to find the Great Wizard

What brings the 4 of you before
the great Wizard of Oz?

Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
I've come for some

courage.
No Problem! said the Wizard. Who's next?
Richard Nixon stepped forward,
Well, I think I need a heart.

Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?

Up stepped Bush and said,
I'm told by the American people that I need a brain.
No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done.
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesnt say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
Well, what do you want?

IS DOROTHY HERE?